Sunday, June 20, 2010
Tuesday, November 3, 2009
Lethal Love
BREAKING NEWS
The 80's pop sensation
Lethal Love have reunited,
and all original members are ready to rock.
Singer Angela Lansbury, guitarist Steven Seagal
and dancer Scorpion, have put aside their differences
and are embarking on a world tour this winter.
A choked up Seagal spoke at a conference this morning,
he was surrounded by Victoria Secret Models.
"It's no secret, we've had many demons in the past.
But through vigorous band therapy,
we were able to crush those demons, CRUSH THEM!"
When asked specifically, Seagal accredited the band's
reunion to jujitsu training and tantric group sex.
Lethal Love quickly became one of the hottest
bands in the mid-80s, due in a large part to
their scandalous personal lives.
In the span of a week it seemed that no
member could escape public scrutiny.
Grand larceny, extreme bondage, a crack
induced piracy of The Belle of Louisville...
But Steven Seagal's short temper seemed to be the
final straw to break up the band, which at the
time seemed, for good.
Seagal murdered Scorpion--twice in an hour.
"You know some things are unforgivable," reflected
a wistful Seagal, "but fuck, I mean Scorpion's invincible
and it was the eighties, it was different time."
Seven reporters were killed trying to get a comment
from Scorpion.
Lethal Love kicks off their world tour Christmas Eve in Sandusky, Ohio.
Thursday, June 25, 2009
moon
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